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This is simple. These words are limbless have now valued weight. But there presence is undeniable. These fine eves leading up to that joyous season that is The annual Crab migration have been getting ever so closer. One day back in the year those little shitballs where clinging onto what is now the over grown bush of the florescent trap lady they call lady gaga. with the horse face stitching accident that occupies the inner area of that face region. whilst thinking about the charity set up to help people in such situations, the continual event in progress that is baboozing the memory cells of thus brain have migrated south for the winter into the particles called papoo.

So here i am again, its been a while since iv wrote a message into the chronicles. there has been alot that has happened that i cant remember due to these micro pigs iv been eating. but the last major adventure that yours truly will start with was a trip to london

I fine day for a booze hunt deciding to go to essex where the only way is arse crack is filmed in loughten to then ended up chundering on a cash machine then disappearing for bout hour an half. but dont worry fellow followers of the garden moss, i returned with force because i was found walking down a dual caridgeway shouting to go home, so the kind 15 riot police delivered me back to my post for future boozing.

the next day was feeling of mass execution in my throat because that little skid mark i call tonsirlitess had dug a hole and created a pit of flemey goodnuss for me to appricate for about a week. but this did not stop this crusader from reaching the holylands of shitfaced, so of to east london to a bervarion beer house it was where more frolicking in booze was held after hours of walking around london drinking, the cab home was agood idea beacuse the little gem of a surprise that was waiting for us was a legendary partizan to the cause. the cab driver was singing to katie price drinking a can of stella driving down the motorway with no hands whilst we were boozing an burning grets what a master.

however for the next few weeks my mind becomes a merge of uni work being sick and working. but there was hope during this periods to note down such as getting a promotion at work to supervisor with added bonus of minions, getting that holy mother that is called a student load with perks like money and buying the most unique shoes that i have seen over this year timescale my mother fucking chewbaccas which required a trip home to collect

untill i went home and seen the hole of what i had crawled out of 2 years ago still was a pile of furmenting shit where shit rots the minds of all those who follow reptile scaled pogo sticks this is all time next time. signing out one anti christ ginger bread framed galapogus panda kidney      

So here i am once again about to tell who ever’s going to read this the stories of what have been and are coming. Last night was with some respect one of the craziest most random mixed up load of shit that i can hardly remember……Start’s of with pre drinks that are then turned into i drink a can of 12% crunk juice, some random shit for then to go to Audio to not remember a thing but being told i was biting people, head butting people and setting fires……sweet sweet times, for then to be sat in a room of emptyness for my mind to fill in the gaps, with a migit fat man robot guy and a hooded man

Awaking from this dream was not easy, to look around and the room looks like a steriod munching pandas has had his way with the funiture. This is always a good sign….let this be the last of the kitten robbers and the two by four staple masters, which concludes this part of the adventure which is jimmy for tonight can only hold new truths that are shrouded by the mist which is aligator tongue

priceless